Choose Your Own Alara

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You target a brick in the wall, and it begins to glow a pale green. Suddenly the green glow spreads to the bricks next to the one you chose, and then to the bricks next to those. The effect is spreading like some sort of explosive cellular automata ruleset!

The shardquake increases in Rakka scale intensity until the distortion pulse strikes the tower.

Every brick in the entire castle suddenly disappears.

You are falling. So is Elspeth, who you see for the first time. "She's pretty hot!" you think. "Maybe I should ask her if she's doing anything late-- oh yeah we are about to die."

With a comical swimming motion, you make your way over to her anyway. Maybe you can get some flirts in before you perish.

What do you do?

- Ask Elspeth if she has some sort of magical ability that will allow you to fly, or to become indestructible or something.

- Stare at Elspeth until she becomes uncomfortable.




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