Officially Acknowledged Content Archive






April 1, 2008 | mtg, humor
Artifacts for Sale

by Basilisk

I want to get rid of this jeweled amulet. I thought it was going to be the next hot thing, but I kept forgetting which color of magic I was using to charge it up, and I got embarrassing mana burns all over my house. Free if you can come pick it up. More...






- ein






- hiryu






- slearch






- BossHoggAtog & ein






- ein





March 12, 2008 | mtg, humor
Let's Talk About Wizard Fashion

by Basilisk

Welcome to the Tolarian Academy! Today we're going to talk about Wizards. More...





March 6, 2008 | mtg, humor
A Letter from Grizzly Bears

by GyantSpyder

Dearest Mother, I hope this letter reaches you. I have paid the messenger the last of my cigarettes and several other things I dare not mention, in the hopes that my words might find your eyes. I fear my own may never gaze into them again. More...






- ein





March 2, 2008 | mtg, humor
Economic Crisis Breaks 13-Year Stasis Lock

by GyantSpyder

AURORA � 26-year old Stephen Prohashkos was released from a 13-year Stasis lock today, as ongoing global economic and credit turmoil finally rendered 33-year old Walter Phillips unable to pay a blue mana during his upkeep. As a result, Prohashkos has finally untapped and, according to family and friends, is ready to move on with life. More...






- slearch





March 2, 2008 | mtg, humor
ExpertVillage.com Faces Accusations of Extortion

by FalseNipple

"I stepped up to the plate. I delivered. Instead of being awarded justly for my efforts, I awoke the morning after my coronation to find my family missing and a stack of playing cards sitting on my night stand next to what I assumed at the time was a ransom note." More...





February 27, 2008 | mtg, humor
PT Kyoto Round 2 Report: Destiny Unveiled

by paz

Florida native David Irvine grasped his plastic-covered deck carefully and deliberately. He closed his eyes and parted the deck into two relatively equal halves, one in each hand. He then pushed the two halves together at their sides in what is sometimes known as the "pile shuffle," a pragmatic and yet elegent way to quickly redistribute the contents of the deck. More...





February 26, 2008 | mtg, humor
Gwafa Hazid Convicted on Charges of Bribery and Treason

by Tristal

Gwafa Hazid, profiteer and legendary real estate success, was found guilty by the Supreme Court today of bribery and high treason. More...





February 23, 2008 | mtg, serious business
AoD's Kyoto Survival Guide

by avatarofdumb

As someone who has lived in Kyoto for several months now, I thought it might be helpful to write a basic guide for the people who are going to the PT. The guide covers transportation, some basic advice, and recommendations (for food, drinking, recreation, sightseeing), and contains some basic Japanese phrases and words at the end. More...





February 19, 2008 | mtg, humor
Designing While Asleep at the Wheel?

by ein

In a surprise announcement, Wizards of the Coast (WotC), a Hasbro subsidiary (NYSE: HAS), has banned five cards from their upcoming block, codenamed "Live/Long/Prosper". While still intending to print, package, and distribute these five cards, they are henceforth illegal in all formats. More...





February 18, 2008 | mtg, humor
A Delicious New Plane Awaits

by Pterrus

Good news everyone! Our operatives have returned from the time rift and have come up with a partial spoiler from the set code named �Live!� Many Bothans died to bring us this information. Turns out, the set is really called �Delis of Gastronomica� and the set�s theme focuses on a powerful new card type! More...





February 17, 2008 | mtg, contest
Good Gamery St. Patrick's Day Contest

by Good Gamery

Greetings :vulcan hand greeting:. My name is Spock, of the Vulcan race. I am from the 23rd century -- the Year of Our Lord 2295, to be exact. That's correct. I am... from the future. I intend to help Good Gamery spoil the contents of this fall's Magic: The Gathering block, nicknamed "Live/Long/Prosper." More...





February 14, 2008 | mtg, humor
Point/Counterpoint: Powerstone Minefield vs. Mobilization

by ein

Something doesn't feel right. I haven't felt good for a while now. I suppose one could think it odd for a landscape to have an illness, but I assure you, I have one. More...





February 10, 2008 | mtg, humor
Jokulmorder Tests Positive for Power-Enhancing Equipment

by slugworm

Jokulmorder, widely considered the biggest creature in the game today, tested positive for power-enhancing equipment, according to a report by MTGSalvation.com. More...





February 2, 2008 | mtg, humor
Linzards of the Linoast Releases Open Magic

by ein

Wizards of the Coast (WOTC, a subsidiary of Hasbro, NYSE: HAS) has long held a monopoly over the collectible card game known as Magic: The Gathering (MtG). We at Linzards of the Linoast have been working, along with several prominent MtG players, such as Trey Van Cleave, to produce an open source version of the popular game. More...





January 30, 2009 | mtg, humor
WOTC Issues Errata for Sorrow's Path

by wcbarksdale

RENTON -- Yesterday, gaming company Wizards of the Coast shocked millions by issuing functional errata on Magic: the Gathering card Sorrow's Path, last printed in The Dark in 1994. Rules Manager Mark Gottlieb explained the reason for the update. More...





January 29, 2009 | mtg, strategy
NJ's Conflux Set Review

by NicotineJones

For years, NJ's set reviews have been the ultimate prophetic revelation of strategies and ideas for the brand new cards. Ignoring his Conflux review would be akin to impeding his mission, warranting a curse that may result in injury by a pair of she-bears. More...






- paz





January 12, 2009 | mtg, humor
Wizards Get Conflux Names Wrong

by paz

ALARA -- Citizens across each of the five shards are up in arms about the latest Magic: The Gathering set, entitled "Conflux," complaining that its creators, the Wizards of the Coast, are screwing up their names on purpose. More...





January 4, 2009 | mtg, humor
Good Gamery News - December 2008

by slearch

Hasbro Executive Points at Graph; Wizards to Release 'From the Vault: Disenchants' in Time for Valentines Day; Deck Validation Problems Continue to Plague MTGO. More...






- xepel





December 19, 2008 | mtg, humor
Lack of Bannings Upsets Villain

by paz

The DCI Banned and Restricted List announcement was released today. To the relief of many Magic players, particularly fans of Standard Faeries and Extended Elves, there were no changes. But to one man, it was the worst news imaginable. More...





November 21, 2008 | mtg, humor
You Too Can Help Spread the Word

by Good Gamery

This month, Good Gamery net profits are down almost 6 million dollars. Advertisers such as Smiley Central, Cursor Mania, and Zwinky have pulled their banners from our site, cutting off a vital source of revenue. And that's just the beginning -- today we all discovered that the world is undergoing a massive credit crisis, and web sites featuring Magic: The Gathering humor are some of the most affected. More...





November 21, 2008 | mtg, serious business
MagicTheGathering.com Decoder

by Good Gamery

The new MagicTheGathering.com is cryptic and unnavigable. The primary pillar of Good Gamery is charity, and so we have created the MagicTheGathering.com Decoder. You can access it by typing mtg.goodgamery.com into your web browser. The Decoder has hotlinks to all your favorite spots within MagicTheGathering.com without having to find your way there manually, which would likely result in being lost and trapped there for all time. More...





November 14, 2008 | mtg, humor
Good Gamery News - November 2008

by slearch

Casual Player Sick of Playing Against Elves; Secret Magic Online Programming Credits List Found; "Planeswalker Deck" Tears Up States, Old-School Player Rolls Eyes. More...





November 13, 2008 | mtg, humor
MTGcom's Daily Deck: 'Nova Scotia Blue-White'

by paz

MagicTheGathering.com today announced its daily deck, which happened to win Nova Scotia's state championships. "I call it 'Nova Scotia Blue-White,'" said the deck's designer and Nova Scotian champion, Brett Ripley. More...





November 12, 2008 | mtg, humor
How to Be an Awesome Magic the Gathering Player

by paz

If you don't have cards, find a way to get some. Unsuspecting players at Friday Night Magic events, for instance, might be too busy having fun with their friends between rounds to notice the dark stranger subtly slipping decks into a satchel by his side. More...





October 9, 2008 | mtg, contest
Shards Contest Endgame

by Good Gamery

Everyone's been talking about the most important election the world has ever known. And now it's here. It is your duty as a Good Gamery member to vote for the best contributor to the Shards of Good Gamery Preview Month Contest! More...





October 6, 2008 | mtg, strategy
To Mulligan or Not to Mulligan


by llarack

One topic that is not often covered in articles about constructed is how to properly mulligan with decks, and what factors to consider while mulliganing. However, I feel the best way to approach a discussion of this is through examples. More...





September 29, 2008 | mtg, humor
It�s Been a Shard Day�s Night (Alara Design Stories with Mark Rosewater, Part 1)


c/p'd from WOTC by Vandermonde

Editor�s note: This article is a bit long, so it was split into two parts. Unfortunately not even we can figure out the new site, so all we were able to get it to do was split it exactly in half by character count. More...






- xepel






September 23, 2008 | mtg, humor
Rogue Band of Planeswalkers Destroys Plane for Fun and Profit

by xepel

A secretive group of planeswalkers known only by the name "Wizards of the Coast" has claimed responsibility for the sundering of the Alara plane into five separate shards. More...






- slearch






September 17, 2008 | mtg, humor
New Website Design a 'Great Success'

by xepel

The Customer Satisfaction Division of the Web Development group at Wizards of the Coast has released their latest poll on the reactions to the new website design. A whopping 100% of all visitors to the site concluded that it was easily navigable and not confusing at all. More...





September 12, 2008 | mtg, humor
Boy's Suicide Possibly Caused by Game; Manufacturer Denies Responsibility

by slearch

The tragic death of James Goodman this past weekend has many searching for answers and many, including the boy's parents, believe that a trading card game is to blame. More...






- Pterrus





September 3, 2008 | mtg, humor
Jumping Through 'Hoops'

by Vandermonde

Multicolor-themed blocks have always been well received, from the recent Shards of Alara all the way back to Legends. So we�re proud to say we�ve taken the next big step in multicolor with Hoops of Alpaca. More...





September 2, 2008 | mtg, humor
Chandra Nalaar for Planeswalker

by Dr. Magic Cards

For the past 8 turns, the Goldmane administration has been content to sit in office, gaining life for the special interests, while threat after threat came into play. More...





August 29, 2008 | mtg, humor
Mad Libs: Choosing a New Magic Set!

by ein

The newest set in the Magic the Gathering Universe is called the [NOUN] of [NOUN]. It will debut in October 2008. More...





August 28, 2008 | mtg, humor
Dog Eats Magic: The Gathering Deck, Dies

by alfred

In a stunning development yesterday, Antoine Ruel's dog "Mountain" ate almost an entire 75 card Quick N'Toast deck and promptly died. The coroner determined that the dog had swallowed the deck, and died as a result of the deck not being food. More...





August 26, 2008 | mtg, humor
Wizards Cuts Numerous Magic: The Gathering Tournaments

by slugworm

In what Wizards has deemed �nothing short of the best for the future of Magic,� a plethora of tournaments have been cut. Popular events such as Regionals, Nationals, Grand Prix, and Pro Tours have been discontinued. More...





August 18, 2008 | mtg, contest
GP Denver Report - Kithkin Yu

by llarack

After doing virtually no playtesting the week before, and playing in 2 GPTs with Faeries going 0-1 and 1-1, I decided it was time to switch decks. Looking at the Kobe coverage, the Kithkin deck seemed to be a very solid beatdown deck with its only fault being a lack of reach. More...





August 18, 2008 | mtg, contest
Shards Preview Month Contest

by Good Gamery

Ugh! What can we do in order to fix this trainwreck of nerdiness and transform it into a train-creation of awesomeness? The only sufficient response is an AMAZING HUMOROUS CONTENT SUBMISSION CONTEST. More...





August 11, 2008 | mtg, serious business
Social Empathy and the Magic Condition

by Marc Calderaro

The problem with this so-called Plutonic ideal of a Magic player is that it's completely inaccurate. Though this disparaging image of Magic players proves somewhat true at the PTQ level -- at large-scale tournaments (like, for example, Nationals) nary a smelly dude can be found. But why is that? Why the stark dichotomy between the top-level players and those below that? How can it be that the better players are consistently better kept? More...





August 11, 2008 | mtg, humor
Alaran Villain 'Chops Sworn Enemy

by paz

Grebredos Cire, archvillain of Alara, modified a digital image of his sworn enemy, the hero Laenaellis, a ranger of Eos. Mr. Cire practiced using Adobe Photoshop for several hours before finally making the modification. More...





July 16, 2008 | mtg, strategy, thread
NJ's Eventide Constructed Review

by NicotineJones

Featured thread! NicotineJones, prophet among a chosen people, applies his wisdom and foresight to Eventide constructed. Observe as he parts the sea of uncertainty and guides us to a promised land of vital Eventide information. More...





July 14, 2008 | mtg, strategy, thread
Eventide Prerelease Thread

by avatarofdumb

Featured thread! Contains bragging, griping, and dicks. Everyone's posting their prerelease reports, so don't be a lurking loser. More...





July 14, 2008 | mtg, strategy, thread
Eventide Limited; Rampant Speculation

by wcbarksdale

Featured thread! "I like trying to figure out cards before actually playing them," says wCB. Come see what he has figured out. Peppersprayed also has an Eventide set review here and begs NicotineJones to write a better one. More...






- aziraphale & paz





July 1, 2008 | mtg, humor
GoodGamery Content Management System 3.0

by slearch

GoodGamery.com members will now be able to contribute more user content than ever before with the advent of "GoodGamery Content Management System 3.0." More...






- paz





June 10, 2008 | mtg, humor
MTGO Players to Receive Twice the Anticipation

by slearch

Starting with Eventide, players of Wizards of the Coast's wildly successful Magic: the Gathering Online (MTGO) will be given the opportunity to look forward to two sets as opposed to the usual single set. Since Shadowmoor has yet to be made available online, the Eventide Preview Booster on www.magicthegathering.com marks the first time ever that MTGO players have been able to see cards they can't play with two sets in advance. More...





June 9, 2008 | mtg, humor
Second Eventide Preview Booster Surfaces

by slearch

Greetings friends! Another preview booster has appeared on magicthegathering.com, and as usual I have the real scoop. I have once again been leaked a second preview booster, and wanted you to be the first to see its secrets. More...





May 23, 2008 | mtg, humor
Pro Tour Hollywood Captions

by everyone!

Magic players sure get themselves in some ridiculous situations! Let us poke fun at them using captions in our time-honored tradition. Helpful links will help you make your own! More...





May 23, 2008 | mtg, strategy
Early Shadowmoor Results (Updated!)

by peppersprayed

Well the first Shadowmoor results are in, and there are a few interesting developments. More...





May 19, 2008 | mtg, strategy
PS Elves Yu, Redux!

by llarack

Attending the SCG 5k, I knew that I didn't want to play Faeries, because the mirror was way too random for my tastes, and I had been doing well with Elves in modo 8mans. I came to the conclusion that the following list was probably very good, and is what I ended up registering for the 5k. More...





May 14, 2008 | mtg, contest
Shadowmoor Preview Month Contest: END!

by Good Gamery

The Shadowmoor Preview Month Contest has come to a COMPLETE end! Skeletor 1st place, Dr. Magic Cards 2nd place, Slearch 3rd place, NicotineJones 4th place. More...





May 8, 2008 | mtg, contest
Shadowmoor Preview Month Contest: VOTE!

by Good Gamery

The Shadowmoor Preview Month Contest has come to an end! Did you have fun seeing all the awesome content pour in? Shut up! We've got no time for such nonsense. We'll have two votes. The first vote is "WHAT WOULD YOUR IDEAL TOP 4 BE?" You can vote for up to 4 contributors! Drop on in and catch up on what you might have missed! More...





April 29, 2008 | mtg, humor
Invincible Counterfeit Troll

by Skeletor

USA, EARTH - Borderland Behemoth got +8/+8 at a press conference early Wednesday morning after two money-printing giants announced that they were entering play together. More...





April 25, 2008 | mtg, humor
Zen and the Art of Shadowmoor Limited

by FyrexianSurvivr

By now, many of you have realised that you are bad at shadowmoor limited. Your 3-2 prerelease record and first round draft losses have left you feeling empty, while the Swans of Bryn Argoll you sold for a dollar has left your wallet feeling the same way. But don't lose hope! I too attended a shadowmoor prerelease, and my 4-1 record and second round draft loss have left me fully equipped to teach you the intricacies of shadowmoor draft and sealed. More...





April 25, 2008 | mtg, humor
Zen and the Art of Shadowmoor Limited

by Skeletor

Local Wumpus hunter and bear-arm collector Rune McKnight was killed yesterday in a hunting accident when he went out after threshold. More...






- Skeletor






April 25, 2008 | mtg, humor
Deep Blue/Black Sea

by Dr. Magic Cards

he voices in the auditorium died down as the projector came to life, displaying a tranquil maritime scene: a seal swimming on the surface of the ocean. Click. A single fin appears behind the seal. More...





April 24, 2008 | mtg, humor
Top 8 to 10

by Skeletor

LOCATION, STATE - Federal agents raided the top 8 of a 10-proxy Magic: the Gathering Vintage tournament Saturday evening after being alerted about the event that morning by the Trading Card Association of America (TCAA). At the scene officials collected some 80 proxy cards and arrested every player in the top 8 for copyright infringement on ten of the cards trademarked by Wizards of the Coast. More...





April 22, 2008 | mtg, humor
Magic Arcana: I Want to Ride My Charcycle

by slearch

As you no doubt have seen at your prerelease, there's a 10 card cycle in Shadowmoor based on an updated wording of our old favourite, Char. More...





April 21, 2008 | mtg, strategy
NJ's Shadowmoor Constructed Review

by NicotineJones

NJ applies his keen insight and prophetic foresight to the evaluation of Shadowmoor cards in Constructed. His first big contribution to GG, NJ has instituted a covenant with a chosen people; don't pass over this one. More...





April 21, 2008 | humor
And Now for the Other Crap II

by The Jester

So as an attempt to create more content for the hallowed front page at GG, I have decided for this submissions theme as an attempt to further clean up my reputation at being such a belligerent ***hole/troll to so many people(1). More...






April 18, 2008 | mtg, strategy
PS Elves Yu: FNM Report

by llarack

The story of an FNM with B/G elves! More...





April 17, 2008 | mtg, humor
New DCI Promo Announcement: LOLSpellz

by Skeletor

The textless promos have been hugely popular, but unfortunately some players forget what a card does when it has no text printed on it. So we have made a comprimise: We will offer you a hint as to what the card does, but we won't waste your time with the exact Oracle text. More...





April 15, 2008 | general gamery, humor
The HMS Titanic: What Really Happened?

by the sage

Nintey-six years ago today, the ocean liner HMS Titanic slipped beneath the frigid waters of the northern Atlantic, taking some 1500 souls with her to the sea floor miles below. The cause of this tragedy has been long attributed to a collision with an iceberg. However, we here at Good Gamery have a different theory as to what sank the "unsinkable ship". More...





April 15, 2008 | mtg, humor
The Downtime Diaries

by Dr. Magic Cards ('chop by Changling_Bob)

Day 1 without MODO: Looks like v3 is up for review today, just in time for them to pause the countdown again. Worth is �highly confidant� that �[they�ve] got their ducks in a row,� whatever that means. It�s a good thing this process has some oversight: without their bosses there to talk them off the ledge, they might have actually released this �work in progress� to their paying customers. More...





April 14, 2008 | mtg, humor
Shadowmoor Nights, Part II

by Dr. Magic Cards

As far as Sid could tell, the only reason Hugo hadn�t yet removed him from the game was that the giant enjoyed watching him struggle. Hugo had protection and, with it, the luxury of slow-rolling the win; there was nothing Sid could do about it. With that realization, Sid relaxed and awaited his fate. More...





April 11, 2008 | humor
And Now for the Other Crap...

by The Jester

So, this little forum project has come quite a ways. Content seems to be added to the site fairly regularly, and now talks of a pod cast? DAMN IT, I don�t even own an I-pod. (Warning: This article contains language.) More...




April 10, 2008 | mtg, humor
Shadowmoor Preview: Holy Shift, Batman!

by Skeletor

Before I reveal today's preview card, I want to talk a little bit about Time Spiral block, which was code named Reprint, Misprint, and Print. More...




April 9, 2008 | mtg, humor
"Sympathy for the Inneffable" Lyrics

by FyrexianSurvivr

FS shares with us the lyrics to the classic song, first performed by Wall Creatures May Attack As Though They Did Not Have Defender. More...




April 8, 2008 | mtg, humor
Shadowmoor Previews: Grin & Bear It

by Skeletor

Welcome to week two of Shadowmoor previews! Today I am going to introduce you to the first ever ultramegacycle minitheme. Shadowmoor has a minitheme of Bears, implemented as an ultramegacycle of common creatures: The Nonrarebear cycle. More...




April 7, 2008 | mtg, humor
Shadowmoor, Torment Crash M:TG Reunion Party

by alfred

The Magic: The Gathering set reunion party was off to a great start, with the MC for the evening, Ravnica, doing his best to entertain the crowd with a few off-color jokes, while a steady supply of mana beverages kept the conversational tempo flowing. The festivities quickly turned sour, however, when two of Magic: The Gathering's self-proclaimed "bad boys" arrived at the party unannounced. More...






- ein





April 5, 2008 | mtg, humor
The Last Jelly Moose

by FyrexianSurvivr

This is the story of the last Jelly Moose. Once there were many Jelly Meese. Jelly Mooses. Game-Trail Changelings. Once there were many Game-Trail Changelings. The covered the plains of Lorwyn, crowded the forests, swam through the swamps. But one day, something changed. Somethings changed. More...




April 4, 2008 | mtg, humor
Second Shadowmoor Preview Booster Surfaces

by slearch

There was a lot of buzz when the Shadowmoor Preview Booster appeared on magicthegathering.com. It piqued a lot of players' interest, but it also raised a lot of questions. What was going on with Beseech the Queen? What was up with all the hybrid mana? Would that spider get that bunny? I have been leaked a second Shadowmoor teaser booster and I wanted you, the good people of GoodGamery.com to be the first to see it. More...




April 3, 2008 | mtg, humor
Wizards Announces Shadowmoor Theme Song

by ein

Hasbro subsidiary Wizards of the Coast today unveiled a new marketing scheme that will accompany the release of the next stand-alone expansion to their popular Magic: The Gathering (MtG) card game, called Shadowmoor. To help get players -- new and old alike -- excited about this mechanic, Wizards has tapped popular recording artist Josh Groban to write and perform a thematically appropriate song that champions Shadowmoor. More...




April 2, 2008 | mtg, humor
Shadowmoor Nights, Part I

by Dr. Magic Cards

Sid Burns reclined on his darksteel armchair, tapped a mountain, and lit his cigar against his forehead. Bitter, too bitter; but the way business was going lately, Tattermunges were the best he could afford. The chair wasn�t comfortable either, but he needed something that could survive his temper. He fished out a bottle of Ballynock from his desk drawer and took a swig. It burned. At least something still worked. More...




April 1, 2008 | mtg, strategy
PS Goblins Yu: GP Philadelphia Report

by llarack

All-in all, it's a pretty good tournament for me, and playtesting paid off in spades, giving me 2 pro points, and 400 dollars. If I had won one more match, I would have qualified for hollywood, but this is not too bad of a performance for my 3rd GP ever. More...




March 28, 2008 | mtg, contest
Shadowmoor Preview Month Contest

by Good Gamery

One fantastic article could win it. A dozen "pretty funny" items could win it. It's up to the plebes! The person who wins first place in the vote wins an entire box of Shadowmoor booster packs. Second place wins 18 Shadowmoor booster packs. Third place wins 9 Shadowmoor booster packs. Fourth place wins 3 Shadowmoor booster packs.More...






- Skeletor





March 27, 2008 | mtg, chop
'Chops: Best of Chumpblocker

by chumpblocker

Chumpblocker posts his picture legacy, which happens to contain profound insight and subtle hilarity at once. Shake your head in sad understanding at "Mike Long, Hall of Famer," and scratch your head in entertained confusion at "Ice Cauldron," both on the front page. More...




March 24, 2008 | general gamery, humor
Leaked Info About Next Smash Bros. Game

by peppersprayed (w/ PaZ)

Though Super Smash Bros. Brawl was just released two weeks ago, Good Gamery has discovered that Nintendo is already hard at work on the sequel: "Super Smash Bros. Altercation." Today we'll be looking at a few of the new characters that have been leaked. More...






- slearch







- slearch







- slearch




March 3, 2008 | mtg, humor, video
MODO Game Commentary, Part II

by JoINrbs

Hey guys, it's JoINrbs here for GoodGamery.com. Now, I caught a little, little bit of flack for that last game that I broadcasted. You guys were saying that my white creature deck just go paired against the perfect matchup, Enduring Ideal, like it couldn't beat anything else and... well, **** you guys! Honestly! So we're going to play another game and I'm going to show you how the deck works, again, and maybe this time you'll get it. More...




March 3, 2008 | forum game
-[ARENA 03]- Pipe Dream

by PaZ

Released for the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1990, LucasArts's "Pipe Dream" revolutionized pipe-based computer puzzle gaming forever. It also confused many people who couldn't understand why they didn't seem to be punished for dying. Do you think you have what it takes to be the best Pipe Dreamer around? As with all arenas, even mere participants get prizes. More...




February 27, 2008 | mtg, contest
Uncle Mark's Make-a-New-Format Contest
and MWS Tournament


by alfred

Six brand new formats have been chosen, and now it's up to YOU to determine under which format we run our MWS tournament! The potential formats are: "Mini Epic," "Mythbusters Auction of the GG," "Paint Drops," "Potpourri," "Look at me! I'm the DCI," and "Soceries & Basics." Come on in and participate! More...




February 22, 2008 | mtg, contest
Uncle Mark's Make-a-New-Format Contest and MWS Tournament

by alfred

Have you ever dreamed with your heart to make a new Magic format that folks the world over would scramble to build decks for and compete in? Dream no longer, and do instead! Good Gamery has proudly teamed up with (the essence of) Mark Rosewater to present you this once in a lifetime opportunity to change the face of Magic forever. More...




February 20, 2008 | mtg, humor
AOD Legacy: MODO Sunday

by avatarofdumb

Avatarofdumb pays his hilarious MODO-themed homage to the most virulent internet meme of 2006, "Lazy Sunday," which happened to be the only source of SNL laughs that year. More...




February 20, 2008 | mtg, humor, video
How to Get Into MODO on Your Mother's Computer

by JoINrbs

Hola hombres y zapatos -- and welcome! -- to another instructional video from JoINrbs for GoodGamery.com. So I've showed you how to get into MODO on your computer and I've showed you how to get onto MODO on my computer... which was useless, wasn't it! Well what's not going to be useless for you is knowing how to get into modo on your mother's computer. And that's what we're going to be going through today. More...




February 20, 2008 | general gamery, serious
Team Fortress 2: Badlands, First Impressions Review

by Changling_Bob

So Badlands is the new official map for TF2, by Steam. I've not played it yet, so I thought I'd do a little review type thing. The information available on the internets claims Badlands is a control point map, similar to Granary. Great. Granary sucks. More...




February 20, 2008 | mtg, humor
'Chops: Best of Skeletor

Skeletor posts his picture legacy, including several hilarious and high-quality 'chops. Three of the best, "Fractal," "Coke Machine," and a very familiar looking "Darksteel Colossus" grace the front page. More...




February 13, 2008 | mtg, humor
Can I Give You Two Life?

by Ajani Goldmane (or, Ohty)

Hi there, friend! Have I got a proposition for you! How would you like to gain two life? You would? Fantastic! Here, take it! I just love to give people life, two points at a time! More...




Massive Gameplay-Related SSB:Brawl Spoiler - avatarofdumb - News - 2-08-08
"Nintendo Boasts Excellent Wii Games" - PaZ - Humor - 2-08-08
"Wizards to Get Celebrity Help" - ein - Humor - 2-08-08
How to Play a Game on Magic Online - JoINrbs - Video - 2-08-08
Pro MTG Online #177 - PaZ - Comic - 2-07-08
T2 Deck Updates, Post GPT Shizuoka - peppersprayed - Strategy - 2-06-08
Loldrifter - PaZ - Chop - 2-06-08
Goblins vs Gemstone Mine commentary - JoINrbs - Video - 2-06-08
How to get into MODO on my computer, your computer - joINrbs - Video - 2-05-08
Clinton Kicks Off MT2 Super Tuesday, Disintegrates" - PaZ - Contest Poll - 2-05-08
Type 2 Deck Database - llarack - Strategy - 2-04-08
Pro MTG Online #176 - PaZ - Comic - 2-03-08
T2 Decks Update: Tier 1 Tier 2 - peppersprayed - Strategy - 1-29-08
"Nintendo Signs Crossover Pact with WOTC" - ein - Humor | Entry - 1-23-08
"Players Await Final Set of Lorwyn Block" - FyrexianSurvivr - Humor | Entry - 1-21-08
Arguing About Morningtide in Limited - wcbarksdale - Strategy Thread - 1-14-08
Pro MTG Online #175 - PaZ - Comic - 1-13-08
Doping with Dolphins II: The Terrible Trinket - JoINrbs - Strategy - 1-11-08
"Welsh, Irish Nationalists Picket Lorwyn Events" - bosshoggatog - Humor | Entry - 1-11-08
Pokemon: A Journey into Retards - mrspanky - Humor | Entry - 1-11-08
Consumer Electronics Show - Vicious - Humor | Entry - 1-11-08
Pro MTG Online #174 - PaZ - Comic - 1-10-08
"Roy Spires Wins Grand Prix: Vancouver" - pale mage - Humor - 1-8-08
Pro MTG Online #173 - PaZ - Comic - 1-7-08
MaRo Reveals Only Two Cards in Article, How Quaint - Changling Bob - Chop - 1-7-08
Pro MTG Online #172 - PaZ - Comic - 1-5-08
Hillary Clinton's Comeback - PaZ - Contest - 1-5-08
Lorwyn Legend Art - PaZ - Humor - 1-3-08
Doping with Dolphins I - JoINrbs - Strategy - 12-24-07